why cant americans just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit
do you mean degrees of FREEDOM
(via powerlesbian)
When I was in preschool there was this really weird system of time-out where they’d put you in this giant plastic bucket sort of like this one:
And the rule was you couldn’t leave the bucket for ten minutes.
In case you didn’t know, I was what the teachers referred to as a “difficult child” which is code for “walking entity of sass” so I was in the time-out bucket quite a bit.
Once they put me in the bucket for thirty minutes— and I thought that was incredibly unfair so I grabbed the handles and shifted my body repeatedly until the bucket and I were out of the classroom, in the hallway, and through the front door. They found me in the parking lot scooting to freedom in the time-out bucket. The teachers were furious and I said, “Hey, I never left the bucket”
So they called my mum and told her what I did and she just said, “Well, he never left the bucket.”
(via captainominous)
Every time someone tells me that I need to “be nice to my mother” I always want to scream at them. My mother decided to NOT go to my fucking black belt grading when I was 16 years old. The single most important day and she didn’t show up. I literally spent 8 years of my life working towards that day so, fuck off.
It’s so funny what white kids hate their parents for.
(Source: patty-sharp, via bulldykesupermodel)
